Interview with…Lara Green and Seohned…ersh…… Bra..Braun, 5.25pm Sunday 31st April 2015. Detective Donald Eppes in the room.
So……..can you just run this by me one more time?
Well, sweet-cheeks, it started with a bike riding lesson….
For me! That was me. I learned to ride the cycling motor. So cool! I mean, you could probably work out something more efficient to like fuel the thing and such, because, like petrol, so rank. Actually, I was thinking about how you could somehow…..
Ma’am…..please stop talking. I mean, no offence, but you’re giving me a pain….right here.
So….it started like any other bike riding lesson.
Lara’s nice bike. And a helmet (poo)
Yes, helmet important, Sioned!
Well…there was more Vegas
Oh yeah there was
And then buying things…
Yep, buying things.
Ok, let’s just skip ahead to
And that’s when you stole the goat?
We didn’t steal the goat
It just followed us out. I mean, c’mon, you try telling a goat it can’t go where it wants. I mean, that goat, was so NOT happy where it was. we didn’t actually let it out, it just got out on it’s own and came along for a chat.
You think he’d get on with Oliver?
Probably. He talks more than Oliver does though.
Maybe him, Oliver and Binky could just hang out and be bros?
knocking on door
Ah, Don? Sorry, but the goat’s being all mouthy with the duty sergeant down in lock-up and they want him out of there asap. What do you want me to do?
C’mon, Colby! It’s just a goat.
Oh HAI! I’m Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets
You should do the brain thing at them, like with the woogy face and stuff. Otherwise we’re gonna be here all day.
These are not the droids you’re looking for
We should go before they come around.
Okay. Buh Bye!!