“Ariana, meet Isolde. She’s our daughter…apparently.”
“Hey, so you know how we never had that conversation about where our relationship is going? Well guess what?!”
“So I was out in shadow, tripped and now we have a daughter.”
“So, dear…turns out that last four months have been so fantastic that the universe gave us a daughter! And good news, she’s a teenager so we skipped that whole ‘things exploding from both ends’ phase!”
…wait till she’s not armed.
“Surprise! It’s a daughter!”
“Think of it this way…she’s like a mini you! And you’re awesome!”
“Not my fault…”
…time for plan Hagan.
“Honey, bad news. Dworkin is trying to screw us over…”
…I just hope it’s not true.