“Ariana, meet Isolde. She’s our daughter…apparently.”

“Hey, so you know how we never had that conversation about where our relationship is going? Well guess what?!”

“So I was out in shadow, tripped and now we have a daughter.”

“So, dear…turns out that last four months have been so fantastic that the universe gave us a daughter! And good news, she’s a teenager so we skipped that whole ‘things exploding from both ends’ phase!”

…wait till she’s not armed.

“Surprise! It’s a daughter!”

“Think of it this way…she’s like a mini you! And you’re awesome!”

“Not my fault…”

…time for plan Hagan.

“Honey, bad news. Dworkin is trying to screw us over…”

…I just hope it’s not true.

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